one big over-exaggeration

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i aint tryna fuck ya man

Posted November 7, 2009 at 11:46pm | 5 notes

i'm considering

wanderingminstrel:

making a fort tonight. Because my bed isn’t made and i just don’t want to do it.

DO IT. I wish i could come help you. Im i he mood for a fort.

Posted November 7, 2009 at 11:40pm

morganfreeman:

perfecting-failure:

championawkward:

ranga-sauce:

Attractive

yes.

why can’t the boys i know in real life look like this? :’(

perfecting-failure:

championawkward:

ranga-sauce:

Attractive

yes.

why can’t the boys i know in real life look like this? :’(

Posted November 7, 2009 at 11:26pm | 135 notes

just got my new phone in the mail :]

and figuired out i can get wifi :D

Posted November 7, 2009 at 1:21pm | 1 note

Today, I took my 5 year old brother to burger king. He ordered a burger made with dinosaur meat. When they informed him that they were all out, he threw a tantrum saying he wanted it his way. He got us free meals. I've taught him well. MLIA

Posted November 5, 2009 at 11:45pm | 1 note

Today I saw a hot guy that was singing the Pokemon theme song at the top of his lungs during our PE class. I sang along with him, and afterwards, he came up to me and said "I chose you, Pikachu," and handed me a pokeball. I opened it, and read the message inside. Guess who's got a date for prom?

Posted November 5, 2009 at 11:39pm | 2 notes

When I was little I would write my initials on my one dollar bills before I spent them. Today, I bought a cup of coffee and my change included a dollar bill with my initials in the corner. I've waited 10 years for this to happen. It's bound to be a good day. MLIA

Posted November 5, 2009 at 11:35pm | 1 note

Today, I was reading my AP Biology textbook. Apparently, humans usually give birth to humans. Thanks for clearing that up, AP Bio. MLIA

Posted November 5, 2009 at 11:30pm

Today, I was at the mall with my mom and little siblings. We were checking a map trying to find a new store, my little sister couldn't figure out where we were so I pointed out the "You Are Here" sticker. her eye's got really big, she looked around and said. "How do they know where we are?" I nearly peed my pants. MLIA.

Posted November 5, 2009 at 11:29pm | 2 notes

Today, I discovered that you can mail a banana as is. All you do is write the address and place a stamp on it and then put it in the mailbox. Mind blown. MLIA.

Posted November 5, 2009 at 11:27pm | 1 note

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