one big over-exaggeration

The reason why I love my best friend so fucking much :D

Taylor: So, I'm wearing your EXTREME skinny jeans and I just realized that if I wanted to have sex right now, I wouldn't be able to. The pants wouldn't want to come off.
Shae: Haha. So fucking true. They're like abstinence pants. Oh, my God! The government brought back skinny jeans so kids wouldn't have sex! :O
ahahahaha : D

playmynerves:

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comedrivemewild: erinislame: la-victorienne:
standbybrittany: othersideofsanity:piecesofserenity:
luigi161luis:dontknowdontcare

(via loveyourchaos)

(via loveyourchaos)

fuckyeahkissing:

fuckyeahkissing:

caylamarie:

joshgunterfoto:(via skinnywolves)

my neck hurts from tumbling

time for a bath

Yesterday, I unwillingly went to the New Moon premiere. Right as the movie was about to end my friend runs up to the screen and screams " I'm really happy for you New Moon and I'm gonna let you finish but Harry Potter was the best movie of all time" and then ran through the emergency exit. New Best Friend Ever. MLIA

Today, in my chemistry lab, one of the kids at my table brought in marshmallows and we roasted them over our bunsen burners. The fact that our teacher didn't see us doing it only made them taste so much better. MLIA

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that made everything fly around all weirdly

WHOA I’M AMUSED

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omg so cool

what the fuck did that even do?

OH MY GOSH, my dash feels magical